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Fancy skiing in your sitting room?

What do you mean, you can’t hurtle down the slopes in your sitting room? If we say it’s possible, it’s possible! In fact, the Pro-Idee company has just launched on the market an ultra-sophisticated ski simulator, which lets you ski in front of the TV without even having to change into a ski suit. Isn’t technology wonderful?

How does it work?

To begin with, and we really shouldn’t need to tell you this: if you want to get the slightest impression of being in the mountains, you’ll need a fairly large screen. If your screen isn’t large enough, you might as well put on your ski boots and stand on your bed in front of a poster of the mountains, for all the sensations you will get. The Pro-Idee simulator is definitely not the nth Wii game compatible with Wiifit! No, it is the crème-de-la-crème simulator, designed both for amateurs such as you and professionals, such as Luc Alphand or Jean-Pierre Vidal! It offers you no less than 32 levels, recapturing perfectly the most famous descents on the planet. Vibration, gradients, bends – all the skiing sensations are there!

Why go crazy about it?

There are a thousand reasons! Seriously though, have you never dreamed of hurtling down the slopes in pajamas? You can see yourself calling to your friends at the end of class: “not this evening, I’ve got to go skiing!” No need to find complicated chat-up lines, a simple “come to my place, we’ll go skiing” will have people queuing up for your attentions! There is only hitch in sight: your new toy will cost you a cool 1,649 dollars. At that price you might as well get the bonus of real snow.