A bikini, a beach, a tube of sun cream: in summer, the slightest incident can lead to an encounter. When it snows, on the other hand, it’s a different story. Even with Brad’s good looks or Angelina’s body, it is hard to pull your card out of the pack. So, how can you be seductive in an anorak and some lip salve?
Ski like a god!
Easier said than done! However, if you ski like a real professional, no need to worry, you will be the most visible target in the whole resort! Even with an anorak, which your Gran has mended and lip salve all over your face, you need do nothing to engineer your romantic evening for two. Unfortunately, for other people, which means most of you, the path will be long and fraught with traps. It’ no use saying goodbye to the lip salve or removing your anorak in a quiet corner of the forest: third degree burns are anything but sexy, be warned!
Attitude is everything!
Anorak and lip salve, “I’ve been wearing a woolly hat” hairstyle and Granny McGurk underwear, there’s only one thing for it: make the running! Don’t ski past the fir trees to be inconspicuous, don’t charge straight down the runs to be less visible: ski with your head held high! You will soon see that a little confidence is enough to transform your anorak and lip salve into real tools for seduction! If you still are not convinced, just tell yourself that everyone on the slopes is in the same position. Everyone else is wearing Granny McGurk underwear under their ski suits. Everyone else’s dreadful hairdo is hidden under their ski hats. Remember: you are sexy, you are trendy, your anorak is high fashion and your lip salve protects your lips, so that, in the evening, you will have the sweetest mouth on the planet!
